Happened to be clicking around the trash fire of a website that is USAA because I love looking at adverts (I mean tiles) on my banking website.  Just kidding, I was on hold (for the 11teenth time this week) and noticed this area.  What an amazing place for USAA to spam products while literally every other coversation is about what a flaming trash fire USAA is.


Hope you all folks on hold with your 4th, 5th or maybe 12th customer service rep (actual title...) are having fun!

Best of luck!